DREAM DATE 15*07*2002

….I felt I was in a dream world as I strode through the rock & roll mist at the back of ye olde Town Hall. The clammy air was filled with tension as the opening strains of ‘Enter Sand Man’ could be heard in the distance….the mist parted for a brief moment and, silhouetted by the glimmer of a glowing red orb that floated on the horizon, a group of humanoid like figures could be seen huddling around an object on the floor. Strange featureless figures dressed in cloaks of darkness slowly began to unwind themselves from the ground, writhing and twisting as if trying to break their bonds like vines reaching for the sky……..I hung back for fear of being seen, but my inquisitiveness soon got the better of me…a strange tingling sensation gripped the front of my trousers as I inched forward. Distorted guitars started to pound through the gloom as the mysterious figures rose from a quagmire molten rock & roll. They moved around the object presumably performing some ritualistic ritual in a VERY ritualistic way…..the sound built towards a climax (…and then went a bit further towards a crescendo ….) the mists, for there was many of them now, were momentarily vaporised by a flood of colour coming from eight 500 watt ‘par 64’ lanterns bearing down on the assembled group of torrid dancers….and finally, as the drums joined in to form a wall of sound there was a flash of lightning from the stage that changed night into day……..AND THERE IT WAS………

A HANDBAG!
FOR FEKSAKE! I had been warned of its’ existence before, but I thought it was just a myth…I meeean!…what ever next? A mini Stone Henge with a couple of dwarfs dancing around it?!! (Don’t worry I’m working on that one!)

We have to stamp this sort of thing out NOW! Please don’t let anyone out side of

‘The Membership’ know about this or we are ruined!!

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Cheers

Chris