Star Date: Some time in the eighth sector of the year 2002

EEEH! It’s the wrong trousers Grommet!

First a serious note from the powers that be….(yeah, like f**k!)

Further to last months newsletter the Brighton Rock management have decided to make a corporate decision on the subject of handbags and would like to make the following announcement:

“ We the above mentioned party are unequivocally and unanimously in favour of the female members bringing handbags to the functions run by Brighton Rock Inc. (Note male members are excluded from said rights and if caught in position of such items will have their membership revoked.) After careful consideration and in depth consultation with our lawyers we would like to withdraw our comments from last month’s newsletter. We received the following email from one of our members and feel that the views expressed in it would also be held by many of the female membership. It thus seems appropriate to share it with everyone and then we can consider the matter closed.”

“Dearest Brighton Rock,
My friends and I were somewhat amused at your reference to us regarding the use of a handbag as a dancing aid. Whilst we make no apology for the unadulterated enjoyment of said bag, we are in mild agreement that the use of it somehow doesn't fit with our wild rock chick image and may (God forbid) bring your club into disrepute. In future we will endeavour to wear trousers with suitably large pockets, which will mean our clingy short skirts and kinky thigh boots will be relegated to the back of our wardrobes. I do believe this action will be of some disappointment to our collective partners and many of your regulars.
Kindest regards,

Deb, Tina, Beatrice and Sam.”

So, that little matter cleared up and on to the next dates.

Not ONE, but TWO Rock Nights this month!

You lucky lucky b*st**ds!!(Said in an Eric Idle sort of voice)

Saturday 17th & 31st August

Stick this to your fridge so you don’t forget, or, alternatively use as wallpaper in your loo for hours of endless entertainment.

See ya
Chris

PS BOOZE!!! I have been informed that the bar will probably be doing a special offer on Bacardi Breezers (or similar) & REAL ALE fans check out the Hoggs Back T.E.A in the poly bins. If you didn’t try it last time you missed an A1 pint!